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(More customer reviews)I admit, I resisted you. I was in a long-standing relationship with my Estro Profi. We were compatible. We had been together for years. The espresso was still good. I thought I had it all. Why would I even consider a dalliance with a brainless little pod-based machine when I had a solid relationship with a respectable, dependable provider?
But after I saw you... I began to waver. Your body was slimmer, sleeker... I would catch myself comparing your lines to the fuller, heavier figure of the Profi.. You had style, tempting me with the racy red of your base; far more daring than the simple black I saw every day at home. I traced your curvy silhouette with my eyes, a form my old machine could never hope to attain. I imagined how you would look on my countertop, taking up only a quarter of the footprint of the Profi's "Husky" frame and requiring no extra accessories beyond your capsule tray.
Over time, I began to realize what a high-maintenance relationship I had with the Profi. Warm up the heater. Prime the pump - steam. Prime the pump - brew head. Grind the coffee. Dose the coffee. Tamp carefully to perfect pressure. Load the portafilter. Babysit the brew, and stop at the right moment. I was doing all the work while the Profi sat there smugly and thrived on the attention, dispensing the espresso that was the cornerstone of our relationship slowly... one might say, almost grudgingly.
And let's not get into how I had to practically take it apart to fill the reservoir in the first place.
Why did I do it for so long? When did I become the enabler?
But you, Nespresso Essenza Automatic Coffeemaker - Glam Red (D100)... You know what I want, and you never hesitate to fulfill even my most immediate need. I turn on your heater, and by the time I've filled your easily-accessed reservoir from the Brita and taken my cup from the cabinet, you're more than ready for me. One press of a button to prime the pump and heat the cup, pop in the pod, and another press of a button... and rich, liquid satisfaction pours. 30 seconds, that's all you need. After that, I can have what I want, as much as I want, and as slowly as I want to enjoy it.
And the espresso... Oh, Nespresso Essenza Automatic Coffeemaker - Glam Red (D100), how can I describe the richness, the variety, the sheer perfection of your capsules? How can mere words express the pleasure of watching your smooth, silky crema settle like a perfectly drawn glass of Guinness? No, Nespresso Essenza Automatic Coffeemaker - Glam Red (D100) - these are things best kept secret, enjoyed only between the two of us. Suffice it to say... I thought the espresso was good in my previous relationship, but only because it was better than Starbucks. I had no idea it could be like this.
Yes, Nespresso Essenza Automatic Coffeemaker - Glam Red (D100); I'm sure you know by now, I'm in love with you. I don't want to live without you there, on my counter every morning as I arrive bleary-eyed and disheveled for my first high-powered Ristretto shot of the day. I never want to spend another evening without you there, providing my after-dinner Decaffeinato Intenso demitasse.
I may have to get another Nespresso for the office... But don't worry, Nespresso Essenza Automatic Coffeemaker - Glam Red (D100). You'll always be the one I come home to.
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